-abuses coffee tables by walking into them
-has the legs of a goddess and WON’T wear leggings/jeggings/tights in public
-constantly putting others in danger by lighting too many scented candles
-had 87 button up shirts, wears none
-pokes his tongue out when he laughs
-eyes bluer than the ocean and rounder than the earth
-looks like a dad and a sweet angel baby at the same time
-practically glows; is probably an alien